Other than that I am a regular person. I go out, work, study like any other person..

 

odd-manout:

sixpenceee:

Burning ammonium dichromate via u/N8theIngr8

I thought everything was okay, and then EVERYTHING WAS SUDDENLY VERY NOT OKAY. Terrifying.

(Source: sixpenceee)

littledeludeddupes:

teathattast:

aaaaAAAAAHHHHHH

can you imagine being a fisherman in ancient europe ready to catch some flounder for your family and seeing this guy sitting around you go to take a closer look and he does this. amasing

sonneillonv:

cb-liger:

sirartwork:

reblog for noises

I love how the cat moves its eyes like “is this right?”

Solidarity

(Source: thenatsdorf)

biglawbear:

counterpunches:

allaboutbutera:

The Judy Garland one omg😳👏

#how do that many sounds fit into that tiny of a human

My voice teacher always told me that the sign of a truly talented actor and singer is the ability to do flawless impressions

van-goghing-to-hell:

windforge:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

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people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

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GG EZ

[Patreon]

me

yes,

(Source: goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance)

disaceters-blog:

orochislayer:

lieutenant-cool-egg:

wanderlustexperience:

the-fandoms-have-fallen:

angryinternnoises:

patrickpotato:

riothrrrley:

gaydisneyprincessofficial:

jokes that will never be funny

  • holocaust jokes
  • fat jokes
  • racist jokes
  • rape jokes
  • transphobic jokes
  • homophobic jokes
  • sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

  • “that’s a weird looking dog”
  • mmm whatcha say
  • the audition meme
  • doge 
  • trolling beetles fans
  • dad jokes 

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

Also:

  • Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects
  • Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects
  • Rickrolls

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

  • Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

calling easily explainable phenomena “witchcraft”

  • Oh no baby what is you doin
  • Finding him in pictures
  • Kazoos
  • Literally any awkward cat photo

(Source: saltofficial)

blackbeardvii:

maxvista:

whiskey-warrior:

queenciityconfidential:

maxvista:

sonoanthony:

Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level

My girl ain’t never saved the human race

My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was

$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.

^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.

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